<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2294369810769413220</id><updated>2011-11-27T17:08:16.696-08:00</updated><category term='jokes'/><category term='games'/><category term='marriage'/><category term='fun'/><category term='Marriage Humour'/><category term='husband and wife'/><title type='text'>Relationship Jokes - by flashG</title><subtitle type='html'>Newly married??, maybe you also encounter the same things my blog highlights, good laughs =)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2294369810769413220/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>FlashG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12078383845212833427</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_rHa6Z_3h-Yk/RxBnwkKrc1I/AAAAAAAAAFw/LQgUy-d4a5U/s200/1637022_low.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2294369810769413220.post-4511933608026084378</id><published>2008-12-01T04:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T04:34:39.137-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marriage Humour'/><title type='text'>Marriage Humour</title><summary type='text'>    Love and Marriage       ==================   Love is holding hands in the street.   Marriage is holding arguments in the street.     Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.   Marriage is a take home packet.     Love is cuddling on a sofa.   Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.     Love is talking about having children.   Marriage is talking about getting away from children.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/4511933608026084378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2294369810769413220&amp;postID=4511933608026084378' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2294369810769413220/posts/default/4511933608026084378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2294369810769413220/posts/default/4511933608026084378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/marriage-humour.html' title='Marriage Humour'/><author><name>FlashG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12078383845212833427</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_rHa6Z_3h-Yk/RxBnwkKrc1I/AAAAAAAAAFw/LQgUy-d4a5U/s200/1637022_low.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2294369810769413220.post-6794704676813599727</id><published>2007-10-04T07:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-13T16:52:01.741-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='husband and wife'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><title type='text'>Jokes about Marriage (Part 1)</title><summary type='text'>This article is written by flashG Visit flashG BlogsVisit flashG VideosBuild Own PC Computer Guide-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Tech  SupportLast year  I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in  the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,  which operated flawlessly under </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/6794704676813599727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2294369810769413220&amp;postID=6794704676813599727' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2294369810769413220/posts/default/6794704676813599727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2294369810769413220/posts/default/6794704676813599727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/2007/10/jokes-about-marriage-part-1.html' title='Jokes about Marriage (Part 1)'/><author><name>FlashG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12078383845212833427</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_rHa6Z_3h-Yk/RxBnwkKrc1I/AAAAAAAAAFw/LQgUy-d4a5U/s200/1637022_low.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rHa6Z_3h-Yk/RxDKo0Krc3I/AAAAAAAAAGQ/pqDAQN4gsk8/s72-c/marriage+ring.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2294369810769413220.post-7312001599337847999</id><published>2007-10-04T07:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T07:34:39.339-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='husband and wife'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><title type='text'>Jokes about Marriage (Part 2)</title><summary type='text'>Part 2 of the tech  support joke  Last year I upgraded  Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that thenew program  began unexpected child processing that took up a lot ofspace and  valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon wasincluded in  the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installsitself into  all other programs and launches during systeminitialization where it  monitors all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/7312001599337847999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2294369810769413220&amp;postID=7312001599337847999' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2294369810769413220/posts/default/7312001599337847999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2294369810769413220/posts/default/7312001599337847999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://friendsjokes.blogspot.com/2007/10/part-2-of-tech-support-joke.html' title='Jokes about Marriage (Part 2)'/><author><name>FlashG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12078383845212833427</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_rHa6Z_3h-Yk/RxBnwkKrc1I/AAAAAAAAAFw/LQgUy-d4a5U/s200/1637022_low.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
